Superficial sarcasm

Blank expression, control yourself. Remember it's two kisses on the cheek, not one. Be vague, don't give away too much It's ok just to stand there and look pretty, with your face slanted at the right angle. Don't get into anything too personal, no one Wants to chat... About that. Just make sure you look good on Instagram. Have you perfected your fake laugh yet? #teamhidewhoyouare.